Why It Matters

I haven’t been to Las Vegas in a few years. The last time I visited was for a UFC fight, which was pretty fun.

On that trip I was walking through a casino with my buddy, and a very pretty young lady sitting at a slot machine gave me the biggest, most seductive smile I’d received since; well, since I had hair. It was a pretty flattering moment until I realized that she wasn’t playing the slot machine. Yep: I’m now the pathetic old guy that casino prostitutes try to pick up.

Don’t get me wrong: If hookers are your thing and you’re partaking in a legal manner, feel free. That’s the thing about Vegas, right? Do what you want, act like an idiot, come home and forget that it ever happened. Hey, we’ve all seen The Hangover.

So for this week’s Choose and Defend you must choose between two very shameful Vegas activities. In order to play, you must follow two simple rules: 1)  Pick one and only one of the following; 2) Defend your choice in the comments section. Failure to follow these two rules will result in buffet poisoning. Would you rather:

– Sit through a magic show,

– Suffer through a Celine Dion concert.

Answers must fit in a fanny pack, and come on people: Let’s make Laura B. proud.