I laid down the law for 2017. You have to do these things early. You have to nip it.
I walked down Santa Monica Boulevard, past the hustlers lurking near clubs named Offshore Drilling and Spike, past the Pussycat Theater and its chlorinated darkness. I turned left on Fairfax and walked […]
Is One Hot Minute underrated or just not very good?
This was the album that made RHCP huge, but is it also responsible for the tattoo craze?
When I lived in L.A. I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers play quite a few times and they were always amazing, but when their first album came out it left me […]
Summer is almost here. Whether that’s good or bad is a personal decision: Some of us love sun and fun, others cower in the safety of our air-conditioned homes. As the late […]
Funk is the chocolate to rock’s peanut butter, and few have made it more delicious than Mother’s Finest. I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and you probably do, too. Now pay […]
You didn’t think this was actually going to be a list of one million songs, did you? That’s almost as naive as trusting me with a million dollars. I wouldn’t have trusted […]
Special guest stars make everything better, right? It’s why I always invite Bill Bixby to my holiday dinners. Don’t give me that “I’m dead” crap, Bill, it never stops my uncle Steve […]
Pat stood at the Ticketmaster terminal, clattering the keys and watching the upcoming shows scroll past on the black and green screen. “No way,” he said.