Why It Matters

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James Stafford

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Pardon Our Dust In the Wind

As a result of the Why It Matters merger with Universal Globomegacorp, we have been experiencing intermittent production issues.  Our on-shore staff of 5,000 researchers, writers, and creative types has been replaced by three eight year olds in a Burmese shoe factory.  They do great work, but they get a little behind on WIM during the…

As a result of the Why It Matters merger with Universal Globomegacorp, we have been experiencing intermittent production issues.  Our on-shore staff of 5,000 researchers, writers, and creative types has been replaced by three eight year olds in a Burmese shoe factory.  They do great work, but they get a little behind on WIM during the NBA playoffs.

This week’s post should be done soon; meanwhile, please accept this as both our musical apology and sneak preview.  Back to work, Chankrisna! 

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Responses to “Pardon Our Dust In the Wind”

  1. James Stafford

    I tried, but here’s the political satire sample they sent me: “Newt Gingrich. What’s up with that?”

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  2. Kelly Mahan Jaramillo

    Could you possibly spare one of your workers once your next post is out? My offshore gang of four up and disappeared months ago, and I am floundering around in this dusty mess of a room, trying to finish their work, but they took most of their tools with them.

    Thanks…..

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