The original Why It Matters story sprawls across the following 251 numbered pieces. Following those you’ll find links to more recent CNF pieces.
- 1. The Mamas, The Papas, and The Grandpas
- 2. School’s Out Forever
- 3. When Am I Gonna Come Down?
- 4. My Dark Confession
- 5. Show Me the Way
- 6. Just For One Day
- 7. Your Dreams Were Your Ticket Out
- 8. You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
- 9. The Cutout Bin
- 10. Loose Nut
- 11. Hey It’s Good To Be Back Home Again
- 12. Does Anybody Want To Get Mellow?
- 13. Never Before Have I Turned On You
- 14. What Time Is It?
- 15. A Rambling Prologue To A Long Overdue Post
- 16. Your Lightnin’s All I Need
- 17. Like A World Without Sun
- 18. If Never I Met You
- 19. Who Can Go the Distance?
- 20. This One Goes Out to the Ones I Left Behind
- 21. Who Are You?
- 22. Life Begins at the Hop
- 23. Here Comes the Savage Day
- 24. Thank You Driver For Getting Me Here
- 25. A Live Wire, Barely A Beginner
- 26. This Is the First Song Off Our New Album
- 27. I’ve Been Trying to Get a Message Through the Air to You
- 28. Leaving the Things That You Love From Mind
- 29. You Don’t Know What the Sound Is, Darlin’
- 30. Strewn With Time’s Dead Flowers
- 31. I Was Walking In He Was Walking Out
- 32. What’s Your Favorite Color Baby?
- 33. I Don’t Know How You Were Inverted
- 34. Little John the Conqueroo
- 35. Take Your Time, Don’t Live Too Fast
- 36. So I Lit A Fire, Isn’t It Good?
- 37. Loneliness Will Haunt You, Will You Sacrifice?
- 38. What Song Is It You Want to Hear?
- 39. That Sleepwalk Should Be Over By Now
- 40. To Learn How To Love And Forget How To Hate
- 41. We Rock At Dawn On the Front Line
- 42. Changes Aren’t Permanent (But Change Is)
- 43. A One-Way Ticket, Only One Way To Go
- 44. Won’t You Help Me Girl Just As Soon As You Can?
- 45. As Deep As Any Ocean, As Sweet As Any Harmony
- 46. Shake the Dust Off Of Your Wings and the Tears Out Of Your Eyes
- 47. Rising Up To the Challenge Of Our Rivals
- 48. Once We Had An Easy Ride and Always Get the Same
- 49. This Is A Public Service Announcement (With Guitars)
- 50. The Punk and the Godfather (Why It Matters Revisited)
- The Cutout Bin Revisited
- 51. I Hate the Teachers and the Principal, Don’t Wanna Be Taught to be No Fool
- 52. Devil’s In the House of the Rising Sundae
- 53. Try To Use A Mirror, No Bullet Or Knife
- 54. It’s So Easy To Fly Through A Window
- 55. At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show
- 56. The Brightest Fireplace Glows In Every Face
- 57. I’d Give You Everything I’ve Got For A Little Piece Of Mind
- 58. I Can’t Wait For You to Operate
- Ventriloquism For Dummies
- 59. Pretty Young Things, Repeat After Me
- 60. I Wondered If I Had Enough Class
- 61. Bewitched
- 62. Turn and Face the Strange
- 63. The Alton Ellis Incident
- 64. I Started Drifting To A Different Place
- 65. Wherein I Am Completely Wrong
- 66. Give Me Three Steps Toward The Door
- 67. I’m Up and Down and In Between
- 68. Just Sitting Here Watching The Wheels Go Round and Round
- 69. But You Know You’re Not Dreaming, Signore
- 70. The Dream Is Always The Same
- 71. Surrender My Good Life Or Bad
- 72. But I Swear It Was In Self-Defense
- 73. I’d Like It If They Like Us, But I Don’t Think They Like Us
- 74. Gonna Get Inside Your Bitter Mind
- 75. I Don’t Believe In Peter Pan, Frankenstein Or Superman
- 76. Return Of The Son Of Cutout Bin
- 77. Everyone’s Breaking Past My Speed Of Sound
- 78. But Ain’t That America
- 79. No One Will Guide You Through Armagideon Time
- 80. Though I Am Weary I Can’t Stop To Rest
- 81. You Know That The Hypnotized Never Lie
- 82. If I Could Buy My Reasoning I’d Pay To Lose
- 83. Not Everyone Can Carry The Weight Of The World
- 84. Happiness I Cannot Feel And Love To Me Is So Unreal
- 85. Between The Velvet Lies There’s A Truth That’s Hard As Steel
- 86. Forgotten Lies Aim To Distract Me
- 87. Who’s Going To Teach Me Peace And Happiness?
- 88. Oh I Have Been Out Searching With the Black Book In My Hand
- 89. Radio’s On and I’m Moving ‘Round the Place
- 90. I’ve Got A Handful Of This, What Do I Do With It?
- 91. More Fun In the New World
- 92. In the Eyes Of the Confessor You Can’t Tell A Lie
- 93. Face To Face and Back To Back
- 94. A Message That I’m Sending Out Like A Telegraph
- 95. And I’ll Lay Right Down In My Favorite Place
- 96. How Long Can I Carry This Monkey Around?
- 97. Keep Your Eyes on the Road, Your Hands Upon the Wheel
- 98. Lots of Trouble, Lots of Bubble
- 99. Falcon Spirals to the Ground
- 100. When Two Tribes Go To War
- 101. December
- 102. I’m Relying On Your Common Decency
- 103. Take Me By the Hand This Is All I Can Offer You
- 104. You’re A Daisy If You Do
- 105. Giving Me Everything Inside and Out
- 106. They’re Gonna Find the Queen is a Man
- 107. All My Goodness Has Turned to Badness
- 108. These City Lights, They Shine as Silver and Gold
- 109. It’s Up to Me Now, My Daddy Has Gone Away
- 110. But I Just Wanna Stay in the Garage All Night
- 111. What’s It Gonna Be, Boy?
- 112. I’d Hate To Look Into Those Eyes and See an Ounce of Pain
- 113. I Have Only One Burning Desire…
- 114. You Don’t Know How to Play the Game
- 115: It’s A Beautiful Day For A Rerun
- 116. You Act As If You Just Don’t Care
- 117. Stars Will Fall From Dark Skies
- 118. The Boys Are Back In Town
- 119. Return of the Son of Son of Return of the Son of the Cutout Bin
- 120. The Turn of a Friendly Card
- 121. Goodnight, You Moonlight Ladies
- 122. Don’t Leave Me Hanging on the Telephone
- 123. Tell Your Mama Babe
- 124. When You Change With Every New Day
- 125. Whatsoever I’ve Feared Has Come To Life
- 126. The Eyes That Just Stare, and the Glance at the Clock
- 127. Feels So Good
- 128. Staring at the Sea, Staring at the Sand
- 129. Count Your Coins and Throw Them Over My Shoulder
- 130. Water Was Running, Children Were Running
- 131. I’ll Take You Where You Really Need to Be
- 132. Out to the Air Above
- 133. I’ll Meet You Any Time You Want in Our Italian Restaurant
- 134. If I Worked My Hands in Wood, Would You Still Love Me?
- 135. Down Goes Frazier
- 136. Mirror in the Bathroom, Please Talk to Me
- 137. How Can We Dance When Our Earth is Turning?
- 138. Lifestyles of the Fresh and Fly
- 139. Thirty Square Feet
- 140. Headin’ Into Twilight
- 141. Daddy Rabbit
- 142. If There is Music We Can Use It
- 143. And in These Days When Darkness Falls Early
- 144. There’s No Need to Argue
- 145. Whatever This World Can Give To Me
- 146. The Barbarossa Express
- 147. Senseless Working Overtime
- 148. Falling on My Head Like a Memory
- 149. As Lonely as the Road I’m On
- 150. The Inevitable Death of the Quincymobile
- 151. To Some Other Garden of Sweet Delight
- 152. Many Times I’ve Gazed Along the Open Road
- 153. The Sincerest Tree in the Aluminum Forest
- 154. Hanging Out by the State Line
- 155. There’s Always Something Happening and it’s Usually Quite Loud
- 156. Fragments for a New Years Story
- 157. Disturbance at the Hanner House
- 158. Martin Luther King and the Great Hopscotch Leap
- 159. Crushin’
- 160. It Ain’t Easy Living Like You Wanna
- 161. Cindy Incidentally
- 162. The Closet Monster
- 163. But the Music Makes Her Want to be the Story
- 164. The Untimely Death of Corporal Otis Stafford
- 165. The Waiting is the Hardest Part
- 166. Would You Like to Trip Now?
- 167. It’s a Sad Affair When There’s No One There
- 168. Last Lions Roar Before They’re Tamed
- 169. Since I Packed Up and Left On My Own
- 170. Here’s To Every Time That You Rocked the Boat
- 171. She Was Holding It Back It Hurts So Bad
- 172. Maybe He’s Caught in the Mood
- 173. Telling Myself It’s Not As Hard, Hard, Hard As It Seems
- 174. You Can Taste the Bright Lights (But You Won’t Get Them for Free)
- 175. With Two Cats in the Yard Life Used to be so Hard
- 176. With the Devil Snapping at My Heels
- 177. People Going Nowhere Taken For A Ride
- 178. Truth and Soul
- 179. There’s No People Like Show People
- 180. Everyone’s Creeping Up to the Money God
- 181. It Doesn’t Matter To Me, Chasing the Clouds Away
- 182. Thanksgiving
- 184. And Butterflies Are Free To Fly
- 185. It’s A Lot Like Life
- 186. Lies Lies Lies Yeah
- 187. For Art’s Sake
- 188. Heads I Win Tails You Lose (Lord It’s Such A Crime)
- 190. The Baptism
- 191. Out All Night, Sleep All Day (I Know What You’re Doing)
- 192. No Talk and Then All Action
- 193. Jimmy Tickets
- 194. Mr. Nice Guy
- 195. I Still Don’t Know What I Was Waiting For
- 196. Get Out of Bed, There’ll Be No More Napping (Wake Up!)
- 197. When I’m Driving In My Car
- 198. Mr. Warmth
- 199. One In A Million
- 200. Can’t Happen Here
- 201. Stray Party
- 202. Rabbit vs. Predator
- 203. Where’s Johnny?
- 204. Sittin’ On Top of the World
- 205. The Inevitable Death of the Cordoba
- 206. Drive-In Saturday
- 207. We Go Round and Round and Round
- 208. We Love You, Pacific Ocean Blue
- 209. Lessons Learned From an Oscar Winner
- 210. They Come With Smiles
- 211. Two Years Ago the Seed Was Planted
- 212. No More of that Jazz
- 213. And I Know What’s Happening
- 214. Shocker
- 215. The Cookies Are Always Just Out Of Reach
- 216. So You Want To Be An Assistant Film Editor
- 217. The Human Shield
- 218. You Know For Us These Are The Days
- 219. The Mid-Twenty Joys Around A Heart That’s Black and Blue
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- 220. I’m Too Full To Swallow My Pride
- 221. That’s When It’s Calling Me Back Home
- 222. The Feeling Begins
- 223. Are You Sleeping With the Stars Tonight, or are You Blue With Cold?
- 224. I Saw A River Turn Into A Tapestry
- 225. When I Look Into Your Eyes There’s Just Devils and Dust
- 226. Don’t Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry
- 227. That Time I Found Out I’m Kind Of Racist
- 228. Four and Seven
- 229. Take Me By My Little Hand and Go Like This
- 230. Top-Forty Cast Off From A Record Stand
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- 231. I Really Don’t Care Anymore About All the Jim-Jim’s in This Town
- 232. Mirror in the Bathroom Please Talk Free
- 233. Unpaid Bills In Afghanistan Hills
- 234. Blue Days Black Nights (Doo Wah Doo Lang)
- 235. James Scared Stupid
- 236. Hey Verne, It’s Me, James
- 237. I Cannot Get Over the Reality of My Surroundings
- 238. Surprise Surprise (So You Rubbed Your Eyes)
- 239. They’ll Slam Ya Down to the Street Top
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- 240. Anarchy Is Loosed
- 241. James Gets His Nipple Pierced
- 242. Came Home Last Night There Was Fire and Smoke on the TV
- 243. Tropic of Courtroom
- 244. Into the Deep End
- 245. The Girl Who Jumped Into the River
- 246. Insomnia
- 247. Dope Run
- 248. Now That the Smoke’s Gone and the Air is Clear
- 249. Scratch the Ice Let the Telephone Ring
- 250. All the Greenery Is Comin’ Down, Boy
- 251. The Love You Take Is Equal to the Love You Make
17 Butterflies
- Waiting for the Wind to Blow Me Away
- Park La Brea
- A Memorial Day Story
- The Road Trip
- The Little Kitchen With the Sad Telephone
- The Rusty Rat
- The Yellow Sign
- The Bulldozer
- Siesta
- A Ghost Made Me Write This
- Why I Write What I Write (and Why I Read What I Read)
- Fake Santa
- When Music Breaks Us
- The Mutable Measure of Writing Success
- The Velvet Couch
- You Never Thought You’d Be Alone This Far Down the Line
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