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From The Stacks: Lou Cicchetti’s “Bronx Classics” “The Bronx”

This doo-wop “compilation” demonstrates that some “people” know as little about proper usage of “quotation marks” as I know about “algebra.”  It also points out that during the Jurassic Guido era gold chains, porn mustaches, and Spinners suits flourished.  But no matter the era teachers are always hot, unless we’re talking about Mrs. Gortner in her…

This doo-wop “compilation” demonstrates that some “people” know as little about proper usage of “quotation marks” as I know about “algebra.”  It also points out that during the Jurassic Guido era gold chains, porn mustaches, and Spinners suits flourished.  But no matter the era teachers are always hot, unless we’re talking about Mrs. Gortner in her red polyester pant suit.

And on  that note I close out James Sucks At Algebra Week.

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Related Why It Matters post: http://jamesostafford.com/2012/04/09/73-id-like-it-if-they-like-us-but-i-dont-think-they-like-us/

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Responses to “From The Stacks: Lou Cicchetti’s “Bronx Classics” “The Bronx””

  1. James Stafford

    I think I speak for “everyone” when I say you will look “fantastic.”

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  2. laura b.

    I think I could make a “suit” like that “work” for me. It could be my new “uniform”.

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  3. James Stafford

    Indeed. Now if only I had one of those suits…

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  4. Kelly Mahan Jaramillo

    Boy, Ol’ Lou could really pack a lot into an album cover, huh?

    Normally I would be sweating with relief that Algebra week was over, but in this case, I am sad to see it go. I would have liked to hear more about the torturous math years.

    Oh well. At least you had a cute girl on your lap at the height of the Algebra wars.

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