Why It Matters

“Say, Tommy, let’s take TJB1 out for a spin.”

“Yes, sir, Mr. Alpert!  Where to?”

“Doesn’t matter, baby, I just want to feel my new silk scarf blowing in the breeze.”

“I can dig it.”

“Herbie, can I come, too?”

“Sorry, honey, there’s only room for two.”

“I’ll bring the martini shaker.”

“No can do, baby doll.”

“I’ll wear the french maid outfit.”

“Well, I’m sure we can find a place for a pretty gal like you.  How’s your grip?”

“Herbie!  Don’t be filthy!”

“Right, honey.  That’s what I meant.”