Merry Christmas, No Money Down

It’s Christmas Eve, so I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if you dropped in today you’re probably in no mood to read twisted tales of life and music.  Hey, I get it.  Rather than try to go through the Christmas rock I’ll flow around it. Here are some great…

It’s Christmas Eve, so I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if you dropped in today you’re probably in no mood to read twisted tales of life and music.  Hey, I get it.  Rather than try to go through the Christmas rock I’ll flow around it.

Here are some great Christmas print ads from around the intergooglewebtubes.    Some write their own punchlines, others are going to need your help.  Enjoy, and Merry Christmas.

P.S. I also sneaked in a Krampus card — you know, for the kids.

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Responses to “Merry Christmas, No Money Down”

  1. James Stafford

    Diggy, you just described my Christmas to a tee. Happy holidays to you.

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  2. James Stafford

    Hooray! I got a poem for Christmas! Thank you, Laura B.

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  3. James Stafford

    Thank you, and a belated Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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  4. Frank (Diggy) (@ADignorantium)

    Nothing says Christmas like a carton of cigarettes, a bathroom scale, a rifle, and a clean pair of undies!
    Happy Christmas and Merry New Year, James.
    A hot cup of Dr. Pepper for everyone!

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  5. laura b.

    Wow! Now having a hard time choosing whether I want to receive cigarettes, guns, or if I just want to make out with a vacuum cleaner this Christmas!

    Thank you for WIM
    You’re so expressive
    Your writing, dude
    It’s totally impressive

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  6. betweenthemusic

    Hey James.. just a quick fly-by posting to say thanks for all your interesting writing throughout the year…keep it up for next! And also, to say hope you have a wonderful Christmas!
    Best wishes to you and yours, from England 🙂

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