Damn these books! Why do they have to be so complicated? I’m not done reading it, yet I need to stop for now. How will I ever find the place where I stopped?
How many times has this happened to you? That’s why we created the WIM bookmark, and we’re so committed to the world-changing power of this innovation that we’re giving it away for free [hold for applause]!
These wallet-sized life savers are made from 100% authentic paper! Be the envy of your friends! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! (For external use only.)
Would you like one, or maybe a few to leave in coffee shops and share with your friends? Email me at jostaffordjr@gmail.com and I’ll get you all set up.
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