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I used to fantasize about starting a parody eighties hair metal band. I’d get a couple of my middle aged fat guy friends, we’d let our guts lop over our spandex, and we’d rock it like we were too young to fall in love. Thank goodness I never followed through, because Steel Panther does it…
I used to fantasize about starting a parody eighties hair metal band. I’d get a couple of my middle aged fat guy friends, we’d let our guts lop over our spandex, and we’d rock it like we were too young to fall in love.
Thank goodness I never followed through, because Steel Panther does it better than I ever could.
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Careful — that plastic gets hot!
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I will go roll around on the hood of my Saturn in their honor.
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Great hair! Great guitar! Great spandex! When was The Stryper yard sale?
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They have armadillos in their trousers… It’s really quite frightening.
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