Why It Matters

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James Stafford

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The Potential Hazards of a Too Full Bladder

I waited too long, Trying to wrap up one last Chapter before bolting for the Diner bathroom.   I shoved open the door and Whacked a Hell’s Angel Who was on his way out.   “Excuse me,” he said. “Pardon me,” I replied.   He was very clean and He had a nice smile.

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I waited too long,

Trying to wrap up one last

Chapter before bolting for the

Diner bathroom.

 

I shoved open the door and

Whacked a Hell’s Angel

Who was on his way out.

 

“Excuse me,” he said.

“Pardon me,” I replied.

 

He was very clean and

He had a nice smile.

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