I’ve mentioned previously my quest for the white whale that is the complete Frank Zappa CD discography.  It is a mighty beast, and I’m starting to lose track and buy duplicates that I’m too lazy to return for a refund.    I don’t have the short-term memory for this any more.

And so in the interest of being able to access my “have” list wherever I am, I’m dedicating a little space to my meager Zappa collection.  I know this list isn’t particularly entertaining for you but you know what?  Sometimes it’s about me.  Don’t feel bad — I still think you’re pretty.

1. Absolutely Free
2. Ahead of Their Time
3. Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation
4.  As An Am
5. Baby Snakes
6.  Bongo Fury
7. Broadway The Hard Way
8.  Burnt Weeny Sandwich
9.  Cheap Thrills
10. Chunga’s Revenge
11. Civilization Phase III
12.  Cruising With Ruben & The Jets
13.  Cucamonga
14.  Disconnected Synapses
15.  Does Humor Belong In Music
16.  Fillmore East – June 1971
17.  Frank Zappa’s 200 Motels
18.  Freak Out!
19. The Grand Wazoo
20.  Guitar
21. Halloween (DVD Audio)
22. Have I Offended Someone?
23.   Hot Rats
24.  Joe’s Garage Acts I, II & III
25. Just Another Band From L.A.
26. Lather
27. Left Of the Dial
28. London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 1 & 2
29. The Lost Episodes
30. Lumpy Gravy
31.  Make A Jazz Noise Here
32.  Meets The Mothers of Prevention
33.  Mystery Disc
34.  One Size Fits All
35.  Our Man In Nirvana
36. Overnight Sensation (on a dual disc with Apostrophe)
37. The Perfect Stranger
38. Piquantique
39. Rare Meat
40. Return of the Son of Shut Up ‘n Play Yer Guitar
41. Roxy & Elsewhere
42.  Saarbrucken 1979
43. Sheik Yerbouti
44.  Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
45. Shut Up’n Play Yer Guitar
46. Sleep Dirt
47.  Son of Cheep Thrills
48. Stairway to Heaven/Bolero (CD Single)
49.  Strictly Commercial:  The Best of Frank Zappa
50. Strictly Genteel
51.  Studio Tan
52.  Tengo La Minchia Tanta
53. Them Or Us
54.  Thing-Fish
55.  Tinseltown Rebellion
56.  Uncle Meat
57.  Waka/Jawaka
58.  Wanna Buy Some Acid?
59.  Weasels Ripped My Flesh
60.  We’re Only In It For The Money
61.  The Yellow Shark
62.  You Are What You Is
63. You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 1
64. You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 4
65. You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6
66.  Zappa In New York
67. Zappa’s Universe
68. Zoot Allures

Tribute Albums, etc.:

1. Frankly A Capella: The Persuasions Sing Zappa
2. Harmonia Meets Zappa
3. Zappa Picks – By John Fishman of Phish
4. Zappa Picks – By Larry LaLonde of Primus
5. Zappa’s Universe