“Say, gals, freshen those cocktails?”

“I don’t mind if I do, Louie.”

“You dames ever been on a boat?”

“Yeah yeah, sure.  We take the ferry all the time.”

“Rest assured there are no fairies on this boat.”

“Hey!  You’re funny Artie!”

“Call me Captain Ferrante, honey.  I command you to head down below.”

“You two are cute.  Do you really know the Kennedys?”

“Yeah, sure.  Finish your drink, babydoll.”

“Which is Artie and which is Louie again?”

“It’s all the same when the lights are out, gals.”