“Hello, Smith residence. Oh, hi Peggy. Yes, Walt and I had a lovely time, thank you again. Your home is so beautiful. Oh really? We were going to get aluminum siding last summer but Walt opted for the Buick. Why didn’t you tell me Stan was such a good bridge player? Oh, stop that — he did not keep making us Manhattans just to get an edge.
“Listen, Pegs, can I call you back in a few? I’m rubbing one out to my Ames Brothers photos. Thanks, hon, you’re a doll.”