The best I can do is send you love letters when something special happens, and that’s what Laura B. is getting jammed down her throat. She was the poor sucker who made comment #1,000 on Why It Matters, and now she must pay the price. Laura is a librarian, so the United States Postal Service is bringing her a triptych of “lonely reader” doodles.
So what’s next? I don’t know. When something special happens I’ll commemorate it in whatever little way I can. Thank you all again for letting me borrow your eyeballs — I truly appreciate it.