I recently purchased an album on eBay. My item came well packed, which was unfortunate for Bobby Vinton. The poor bastard’s Melodies Of Love was used as packing material for my purchase. Now I personally am not exactly a Bobby Vinton fan, but that is some harsh shit.
Mr. Vinton is still around, which means he could possibly stumble upon this post. It’s unlikely, but it could happen. So Bobby I just want to tell you: 1) you didn’t deserve that; and 2) that is some dazzling Bedazzler work on that denim shirt, you magnificent son of a bitch.