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James Stafford

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From the Stacks: Best of Freddy Fender

Freddy Fender: Musician, celebrity, inspiration for The Rabbit.  Oh, like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Please welcome The Best of Freddy Fender to the Bad Album Cover Hall Of Fame, and get that thing out of your sock drawer before your kids find it.

Freddy Fender: Musician, celebrity, inspiration for The Rabbit.  Oh, like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

Please welcome The Best of Freddy Fender to the Bad Album Cover Hall Of Fame, and get that thing out of your sock drawer before your kids find it.

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Responses to “From the Stacks: Best of Freddy Fender”

  1. dead air

    is this some weird alias for Ron Jeremy?

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  2. James Stafford

    Oh, that’s a cactus and not Freddy’s…you know, you’re right. That is a cactus.

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  3. laura b.

    bwahahaha! Wish I could claim not to know what you are talking about. Anyway, for now all I can think about is that the cactus appears to be succumbing to Freddy’s advances…

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