You know C.W. McCall’s “Convoy,” and probably Red Sovine’s “Teddy Bear.” You’ve seen Smokey and the Bandit 1-3 and purchased BJ and the Bear: The Complete Series on DVD. But you haven’t really experienced seventies C.B. weirdness until you’ve heard Rod Hart’s story of a gay convoy sting.
“C.B. Savage” was Hart’s only hit, breaking the country top 40 back in 1977. It’s a song that’s really too strange for words, so just listen to it:
And that album cover is jut as bad, so for every reason that I can possibly think of, please welcome Breakeroo! to the Bad Album Cover Hall Of Fame.