I have a few of these glossy 11×17 beauties to give away absolutely100% free. Here’s all you need to do:
Commit a random act of kindness. I don’t care what it is — pay for a stranger’s coffee, give a panhandler some change, tell a stranger he or she is beautiful, pick up some garbage — anything will do. Just go be nice. “God damnit, you’ve got to be kind,” to quote Mr. Vonnegut.
How will I know? I won’t. I trust you. Who lies about something like that? But if you want to tell me your story I want to hear it. You can leave a comment, or you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
About the poster: It’s hand-signed by both Mike and me and should fit in any off the shelf 11×17 frame. It should thumb tack nicely to a cubicle wall, too. I’m sure this rare item is going to be worth tens of cents in the future, so act soon!