Or, you know, I found this at a yard sale for a quarter and I thought it was funny. I love tacky old paperbacks and music memorabilia, so this piece of cheese was a natural. I love the tag line, “See the hit Screen Gems-TV series starring Shirley Jones.” I know that’s why I always tuned in.
So what happens in this award-winning (I assume) book? I have no idea. What, you want me to read it and crack the spine, you savage?