The first entry into the Bad Album Cover Hall of Fame to be nominated for a Grammy, please welcome Christian singer Evie’s 1979 Christmas cheese fest Come On, Ring Those Bells.
I’m sure the songs are brilliant, but we’re here for that cover: the Dorothy Hamill ‘do, the Southwestern sweater vest topping off the turtleneck; the French tips, the fireplace, that title — that glorious, dirty title.
I’m sure there’s a special place in Hell reserved for people who smut up Evie’s squeaky clean album covers. If I get there first I’ll save you a seat.
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Responses to “From the Stacks: Evie – Come On, Ring Those Bells”
I wonder if that song is on the record….
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All she wants for Christmas is some new front teeth.
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The Anita Ward song is the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this post 🙂
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Evie and Anita — secret lovers?
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Poor Evie. She just wanted to spread joy and we had to go and corrupt it….
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Maybe it was secret message to Anita Ward.
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Cant. Stop. Laughing. I went more towards the whole album having a cheesy Satan vibe going on – thank The LORD you are here to point out the smut. It’s a sin to not see joy right in front of thine eyes.
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Hi! You’ve been nominated for the Liebster Award! go here for all the info:
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