There has to be a drinking game in this somewhere: Pick a great band or singer from the ’60s or ’70s, then name their musical crimes against humanity during the ’80s. The only problem I see with this as a drinking game is the potential for alcohol poisoning.

In this piece for Diffuser.FM , I highlight some of the eighties’ most blaring atrocities against our eardrums, and I also reveal Taylor Swift’s true identity. Don’t miss it.