If I learned one thing from my Maui adventure it’s that the world is divided into people who should wear skimpy beachwear and those who shouldn’t. Knowing what side of the line you fall on determines how much attention you get, both good and bad.
I guess I learned two things, because I also realized that I don’t really give a damn. Of course, my version of not caring is bundling up like a beekeeper to avoid the sun, but given the right circumstances I’m willing to strip off a layer or seven.
That’s enough about me. The important question here is how you feel about the topic. In order to play, you must choose one of the following and defend your answer in the comments section. Failure to follow these two simple rules will result in your sunscreen being swapped for vegetable shortening.
Would you rather be:
– Young, naive, and beautiful
— or older, wiser, but out of contention for the swimsuit issue?
Everything else is equal — health, wealth, ability to spot a lame Chris Angel trick, all of that stuff. Answers must be no longer than your crow’s feet and come on, people: Let’s make Laura B. proud.
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