Their first order of business is to eradicate all music with the exception of one album, but here’s the catch: Our new president only likes concept albums from the 1980-’83 era.
For some reason you are selected for the committee that will choose the only album that Americans will be allowed to listen to, at least until 2020 when the next awful person that you hate wins the election.
As a committee member, you must choose between Styx’s “Kilroy Was Here,” Queen’s “Flash Gordon” soundtrack, and KISS’s “Music From The Elder.”
The sanity of the nation depends upon you. Which album do you choose, and why?
Answers must fit inside of Dennis DeYoung’s wig, and come on people: Let’s make Laura B. proud.
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