The ‘Corporate Person’ Is An Unmedicated Psychotic

“Hey, can you pick up a prescription for me?” my buddy, McCarty*, asked. He’s a young guy who is underemployed and grappling with some heavy duty mental health issues. If running an errand for him would take a little load off, then I was game. Besides, I was headed that way anyway.

I stood in the little line separated from the brightly lit counter by three feet of gray carpet. These 36 inches afford each patient their privacy, or so the posted sign asserted. A bored old lady slumped at the blood pressure machine. It was the only seat around. “Next customer,” the cashier shouted. It was important to yell, else her voice may not carry across the vast, carpeted privacy barrier.

“Picking up for William McCarty,” I said.

“M-A or M-C?”

“M-C,” I said. She turned and rummaged through a tray of bottles stapled into paper bags and found McCarty’s pills.

“That’ll be $248.81. Do you have a BVR Rewards card?”


“A pharmacy rewards card.”

“No, the dollar amount. What did you say?”


“There must be a mistake. Will you check again?”

“No, no mistake. Do you have a BVR Rewards card?” the cashier repeated.

How could this be? There’s no way the kid could afford a 250 dollar medication on his service industry salary. I wrote down the drug’s name, paliperidone. “I think I’ll shop around,” I said.

“You can try, but his insurance is only good at BVR,” she said.

My next stop was my grocery store pharmacy. I told the pharmacist my story while he clattered away on his keyboard. “How much did they quote you?”


“For a 90 day supply?”


“That was with insurance?”

“Yes. She said his insurance was only honored at BVR.”

“Well, then I guess we’ll assume he’d pay the cash price here,” the pharmacist said, and he clack clack clacked on the keyboard some more. “We’d charge him two thousand dollars for a 90 day supply.”

“Is there a generic option?” I asked.

“That is the generic option,” he said.

I am not plugged into the healthcare industry. Even with the plague, I avoid doctors like the plague. The health care industry to me is synonymous with the auto insurance industry: a background nuisance that aside from paying my monthly premiums I hope to ignore until disaster strikes.

But McCarty doesn’t have that option. His mental health issues demand that he stay on the bus for the long haul. I’ve seen the row of pill bottles in his tiny apartment. Paliperidone is just one of several medications he takes daily to keep his brain in check. If one med cost him 85 bucks per month, what did the whole row of brown plastic bottles cost him? And how did he pay for them on his meager salary?

When I returned home, I did a little homework on paliperidone. The medication is intended as an antipsychotic, prescribed primarily to schizophrenics. It has other uses, too, and for McCarty’s sake I hope he’s not struggling with schizophrenia, but that’s the fundamental purpose of the drug. The smallest dose, an oral tablet, retails for $649 per month. That’s about 21 dollars per pill, and as my pharmacist said, that’s the generic version. If you’re into brand names, you can expect to pay over $1,000 per month for the same medication branded Invega.

So McCarty’s insurance was shaving $1,700 off the retail price of this particular generic medication, and he was still paying 85 dollars per month for just that one prescription. But what if he lost his job or switched insurers? What if BVR–the only pharmacy his insurance covered–decided to jack up their price of paliperidone? What if McCarty’s other four essential brain meds were 85 bucks each? How many McCarty’s are out there with no insurance and an unmedicated case of schizophrenia?

I thought about Jason Chaffetz, the smug Utah senator who recently suggested that Americans need to stop pissing away their money on iPhones if they think healthcare is so damned important. His math was right in this case, assuming that your basic schizophrenic buys a brand new iPhone each month, but I think that’s unlikely. My guess is that for those folks the choices are probably “rent or meds,” “food or meds,” or maybe even “these three meds or that one med.”

Given those priorities, some individuals who desperately need paliperidone probably skip it in favor of making the rent. This begins a downward spiral: Their symptoms worsen, and their psychotic behavior costs them their jobs. Next to go are the roofs over their heads. Several hypothetical paths are available from there: self medication via street drugs, homelessness coupled with psychotic behavior, maybe even homicide.

As a culture, we will wring our hands when one or all of these outcomes occur. “We must do something about the homeless situation,” or “We have to take mental health seriously,” we’ll say. Maybe we’ll double down on the war on drugs, gun control, or black on black crime, or perhaps we’ll build more private prisons in which to dump the bad hombres.

But in this specific case, the root cause is evident and the solution simple: Expensive antipsychotic medications benefit drug manufactures, while affordable antipsychotic meds benefit the entire community. It is a civic good, a patriotic duty if you want to get corny about it, to ensure that schizophrenics can afford their meds. Paliperidone is not even the best example of pharmaceutical greed–google Martin Shkreli or Epipen for greedier stories–but it’s a solid example of corporate greed taking precedence over the public good because it’s so damned easy to extrapolate what dominoes may tumble if people who need antipsychotics can’t get them.

Now, keep in mind that I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. You are not reading investigative journalism, but rather opinion and anecdote. There may be manufacturer rebates, government programs, and local free clinics that drive the patient cost of a drug like paliperidone to near zero, but I do know this: When you’re out of your fucking mind, navigating bureaucracy is like climbing Everest. Naked. While chain smoking. Imagine telling Manson to clip coupons or research government programs that might help him out.

Nor am I suggesting that the manufacturers of paliperidone shouldn’t make a fat profit. Of course they should, but 21 bucks per pill for a generic medication? I can only assume that represents a profit that is not “fat” but rather “staggering,” and it’s not just McCarty who suffers for that staggering profit but rather our entire society, assuming that one considers homelessness, drug addiction, and violent crime social ills.

How did we come to this? The United States entertains the concept of “corporate personhood,” which in essence means that corporations have at least some of the legal rights and responsibilities as a living, breathing human. That’s right: Legally Coca-Cola (or United, or Exxon) is a person, at least to some extent.

So if this ‘corporate person’ has legal rights, why doesn’t it have ethical and social obligations? Oh sure, the corporate person occasionally has a sinister bone and flesh analog–Shkreli, Chaffetz, the guy who unleashed Big Mouth Billy Bass upon an unsuspecting world–but the majority of ‘person persons’ (people made of meat) rather than ‘corporate persons’ (people made of bricks) wouldn’t think of burning down their neighborhoods in exchange for staggering profits.

Greed over civic duty is the mental illness that permeates the corporate person in 2017. It’s what compels the corporate person to deny climate change regardless of the overwhelming evidence. It’s what allows the corporate person to evade tens of billions of dollars in taxes necessary to maintain the infrastructure–the roads, bridges, etc.–upon which their companies depend. It’s what drives jobs offshore, spikes the prices of medications, and punches airline passengers in the face. Corporate personhood rigs elections and lobbies for greater profits at the expense of public safety. It’s what allows insurers to contract with a single, major pharmacy chain so that their customers cannot shop around. It’s 2017, and the corporate person has evolved into a malicious, psychotic asshole.

There are no simple solutions to complex problems, but if I had a magic wand I would wave it in the direction of every CEO, board member, shareholder, politician, lobbyist–in short, every individual cell in every corporate person. I would wave that sumbitch until every cell in every corporate person vibrated with the following thought: “I will make a nice profit, but not at the expense of destroying my neighborhood, city, county, state, country, or world. My civic duty is as important as my balance sheet.”

Or maybe I’d just dose them with paliperidone. These psychotics clearly need it.


*“McCarty” is a fictitious name. It’s bad enough I dragged the poor bastard into this as it is, don’t you think?

Categories: op-ed

6 replies »

  1. Please, please – – this needs to be published somewhere. Submit it everywhere, because you are spot on.

    I can say this with confidence, as I have been thrown into the “Health Care Network” ever since my (very beloved) shrink of 7 years died.

    You have nailed it, the trickle down that actually works, just in the most destructive way imaginable. If people could afford their meds, they keep their jobs and can pay the rent.

    My deceased Dr, Gardener was an ‘independent,’ a doctor not operating under the huge corporate umbrella of the “Allegheny Health Network” (these doctors are going the way of the Dodo) – I had no idea how lucky I was for the last 7 years, (well 8 years, as he has been dead for a year now,) and I have to see a new person.

    And now they have me. I am warmly welcomed into the “Allegheny Health Network” and before I even step into the office, I instantly have the command for the co-pay. So there’s that part of the massive corporation of health care.

    Now for the meds:
    I take a deep breath every time I go to the pharmacy, because the price of the medication (that I need for life) fluctuates, sometimes it goes down a buck or two, yay, how nice – and sometimes it shoots up $20 or more

    “But last month it was only $28!” I say, feeling the panic start in my chest. I don’t have $48 dollars, I am out of the medication, and do not get paid for three more days.

    “I know,” the pharmacist is sympathetic, she knows me by name and often we chat a bit if there is no line behind me. “We have no control over the prices, and they change every day, it’s ridiculous.” Clearly she is not happy with this situation either. I am not the first person to say “WHAT?!?! WHY?!?!!?” so not only does she have to check the price daily of every medication being purchased, but unwillingly she is shocking every person coming to pick up their prescriptions.

    Every month.

    Do you think that being in a low grade panic every time you have to see your new shrink (and they are demanding once a week, otherwise they will not prescribe) is helping me?

    I saw Dr. Gardener once or twice a month. My brain is broken but not totally shattered. But now I am in “The System” where I have no say, no control in my own health care.

    I used to be a person. Now I am just another meat suit with mediocre insurance.


      • Ehhhh, uuugggg – – It is what it is.

        I can either Rage (uselessly) Against The Machine, or I can fold and meekly follow orders, (yeah……no) or I can figure out a way to make these ridiculously narrow perimeters work for me without breaking the law.
        It’s tricky, but I am quietly weaving my way through it, bending it towards my needs.

        However, even though it has been a full year now, I still completely break down at the loss of Dr. Gardener. He was so much more than a shrink, he was my friend. We often used to spend our hour analyzing the characters on “Dexter.” He was beyond awesome.


  2. If I had that magic wand, (I’ve said it before/I’ll say it again) there would be a cap on what medicines would cost, and on what doctors and hospitals could charge. That also goes for all elected officials… while in office – no other income allowed. Waving that wand, I would stand on a very tall pedestal and announce, “If you greedy, corrupt bastards don’t like it, then get another job.”


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