If you want an album cover with everything, this is the one.

Here are three things you need to know about Princess Ramona:

1. Her father, Chief Standing Horse, claimed to be an alien abductee. His encounter conveniently happened after a day’s work on the “First Indian Spacecraft Convention,” an event he was organizing.
2. It sounds like this:

3. It is the latest addition to The Bad Album Cover Hall of Fame.