I may be a cruddy swimmer, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to be invited to the pool party. There will be booze, after all, and cleavage, and if the water is warm enough I’ll get in and paddle around for a little bit.

And even if I don’t get in the pool, I’m still happy to bring the music:

“Nightswimming,” REM

“Swim,” Madonna

“C’mon and Swm,” Bobby Freeman

“Swim,” Bush

“Swimming Horses,” Siouxsie and the Banshees

“Swim,” Fishobone

“Swimming Pools (Drank),” Kendrick Lamar

“Swimming in Drinks,” Amazing Royal Crowns

There you have it: Eight swimming songs for your pool party. What did I miss? I’m listening.